ABSURDALNE SZKOLNE ZAKAZY SĄ NIEZAWODNYM DOSTAWCĄ CONTENTU (belfwear.pl)

Here is my translation of the text into Polish:Osoba 1: Ciebie nie chcę w Kibla popisać.Osoba 2: Co? Why not? What's wrong with Kibla?Osoba 1: Nic, ale mam... (pauses for effect) ...szkolny paszport, który pozwala na wieczne podróże do toalety! (buries face in hands and starts laughing uncontrollably)Osoba 2: (excitedly) Aha! A fake passport! That's brilliant! (starts making hand gestures like a pilot flying an airplane) Only on Belfwer, krop KPL! (chuckles)Note: "Belfwer" is a fictional place, so the actual translation of the final line would be "Only on Belfwer, krop KPL," where "krop" means "only" and "KPL" is a nonsensical place that sounds like it could be a real location but isn't.